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rocketssurgery:

Decided to make a handy graphic after seeing a lot of misinformation spread around tumblr. Current science isn’t perfect and definitions are bound to change, but I wanted to push back against the hostile attitude against it because it seems like a lot of people are being hostile for the wrong reasons.

Please let me know if there are any factual errors, thank you :)

dajo42:

interesting superpowers

  • making people forget about object permanence
  • growing a wing. just one. fly around in circles
  • summoning vaseline
  • changing the colour of objects into their complimentary colour
  • super speed but only when drunk
  • instantly mastering the swear words in any language

dirtyberd:

sword holder 

frenums:

TAGGED AS:  #the actual bet  
First day of chem labs: 
uses gloves and goggles to measure distilled water
Last day of chem labs: 
spills silver nitrate all over hand and wipes it on pants

mangoestho:

i think there’s a huge difference btwn abolishing girl hate and the misconception that all women are sneaky and untrustworthy and seeing a woman do/say/subscribe to unacceptable and intentionally destructive shit and saying “i don’t fuck with her and keep her away from me and mine” 

crowleywife:

sinnersandstars:

no-this-is-jarod:

they got mad

Well yeah when you make the song about the lead singers’ fathers death into a goddamn joke I’d be mad too.

Amen

hitlerhadapenis:

jobethdalloway:

curlicuecal:

Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.

from mean to cute

ewelock:

dean-tacos-cas:

spookapple:

jackvessalius:

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look what we have here

i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life

I sat here until my eyes glazed over and then was thinking ‘this is so dumb its just three wells’ and then

White people: 
You have to wait for the facts before you talk about Ferguson!
Eyewitnesses: 
He was on his knees with his hands up.
Medical examiner: 
There was no gunpowder residue on Mike Brown, no sign of struggle, and there were entry wounds on the inside of his arms and the top of his head, implying he was on his knees with his hands up.
Convenience store owner and clerk: 
There was no robbery and we didn't call the cops.
Ferguson PD: 
Okay, we admit it, Wilson didn't know anything happened at the convenience store and we determined no crime was committed.
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White people: 
Nobody can say what happened! We still have to wait for the facts to come in!